Mike
Let’s see, I fancy myself a patriot, SABRmetrician, the world’s greatest footy fanatic, and, most importantly, the nation’s foremost advocate of American hegemony…
First, I firmly believe that the United States and its Western allies must maintain control of the global system, be it economic, diplomatic or military. Anything else would be chaos. The blessings of liberty have extended across the pond from Europe to the US, and it is our duty to do whatever we can (cough, Wolfowitz Doctrine) to preserve Western Civilization…
On a lighter note, I am thoroughly obsessed with anything New York Yankees related, and would do anything to ensure their dominance (they are sort of like the US, the best, unlike that real evil empire in Boston). I also follow Manchester United, the EPL and all things football. Wayne Rooney is the greatest player on Earth right now, Leo Messi and his La Liga groupies are just jealous. David Beckham is the greatest footy player of all time, think otherwise, come get some…. My other teams include Barnsley in the Championship, Bayern Munich and Everton. The US national team is my pride and joy, but I also live and die England, Australia too.
Oh yeah, even though Lebron will be in NY one day, MJ is still the #1 baller of all time.
So, these are some of the things that popped into my mind as I wrote this little biography. There’s always more to say and more to argue about, but that’s what the articles are for…

